The Top 7 Reasons Black People Hate Vegans

So I’ve been thinking a lot lately about the Black-Health culture, and somehow it led me into a rabbit hole and forged the question ” why do Black people hate vegans?” So I’ve gathered data through social media, my hate for milk and articles online which helped me create: 
The top 7 reasons black people hate vegans:
Chicken.
Black People love chicken, according to studies, two things bring black People together: the electric slide and fried/BBQ chicken. So by removing chicken you essentially remove A LARGE PART of the black experience. That’s something we aren’t ready for, and for anyone to want to part themselves from this glorious event, they must be the enemy.

*disclaimer: studies show that people who eat a lot of chicken/meat tend to be unhealthy.. considering there’s a Popeyes on every block in the hood. Touché. 



They’re pretentious. 



Being pretentious is very subjective in my opinion, how do you even define that?. While vegans make up 2% of the population, this minority group has managed to ruffle the feathers of Black America due to their stance on living a healthier lifestyle and using their platform to speak about it. I would be lying if I said Assh*** vegans didn’t exist, something about being healthy around people who aren’t ” as healthy” will always make you an asshole. And for the most part most vegans keep quiet in fear of public ridicule and hateful jokes.
* disclaimer: African Americans lead the league in every negative health category ; heart disease, cancer, high blood pressure, obesity… that’s not healthy. 


Vegans love (living) animals and The environment.
How dare a group of people hate the killing, cruelty, slaughtering farms of innocent animals…Reducing greenhouse gas emissions, massive water and air pollution, soil erosion and contamination. These guys are are something else. 
* Disclaimer : Captain Planet hated that too… and he was BLACK! . My childhood is ruined!

Vegetables aren’t fun
Most Black kids grew up hearing ” You better eat your veggies before I make you eat em” so this early childhood trauma has impacted us so much that we can’t understand why anyone would want to eat so much veggies .. willingly.
*disclaimer: veggies are healthy, high in fiber, some EVEN have protein, while most of them contain many of the essential vitamins and minerals we need while helping with weight maintenance… 


It appears that most vegans are white.
That’s a fair point

( vegans Take up a small iota of the population but this group seems to carry a level of privilege; resources to pick from, healthy food locations, and a “voice” on what healthy “should” look like in a world where white beauty standards were the only ones we were shown for a while.)
Vegans don’t eat bacon. 
This is a tough one, I’ve done studies to show that bacon can actually have positive effects on ones body if used the right way, so I’m torn… but, Black America has heralded bacon as a way to fight a cold, cancer, even repair race relations. I can’t argue this one. 
*disclaimer: sodium is one of the leading causes of high blood pressure, the average stripe of. bacon contains over 195mg which is very high considering the recommended daily intake. 



And lastly…

Vegans love imitation food. 

They make cupcakes, cookies, muffins and a whole bunch of stuff without any butter, cream, cheese, milk..they even make friend un’chicken which doesn’t require meat… to be honest, that’s a great thing! They’re removing the things we don’t need, saving a planet and still managed to create brownies… HOW DARE THEY!! 
So I get it, aside from the moral ” oh, so you think your better than me cause you consciously care more” (black) people might hate vegans, because of they aren’t one. 

Simple. 

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Comments

  1. says

    This was a GREAT read. I definitely feel some type of way about vegans. They definitely tend to have an “I’m better than you ’cause I care about the Earth & my body more than you do” kind of vibe. But that would be an over generalization to say they ALL are that way. But your points are spot on. I hate them for the same reason. Lol j/k (kinda)

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